I just stepped in a big pile of sassy

Quick post - my landlord came over this morning to collect some of her ugly things that were left in my apartment. They are pictured in a previous post. She's from the Czech Republic so I was expecting her to look outrageous and I wasn't disappointed:

* Classic purpley-red dyed poofy hair
* Way too much bright make-up
* Skin tight blue pants
* Hot pink snake skin boots with heels
* A see-through light gray shirt showing gigantic cleavage straining to escape a black bra

I should add that this lady has got to be at least 60. I hope I look half that good when I get to her age.