I Gotta Pay the Bills Somehow

When you google my first and last name, a Russian discussion board comes up as part of the search. This is a website where people try to obtain porn. Why is my name on there you ask? Apparently, someone is trying to locate a porn video made in Ukraine and someone named Skelena Bazentine is in the movie or is somehow involved...

As I said to Eric, if the person's last name was more Eastern European I wouldn't have thought this was weird. But Bazentine isn't even close to being Ukrainian, not to mention being a shitty porn name...I think I should get a cut of whatever this chick is making from my likeness.

Special thanks go to Alex for translating. Happy now Alex? ;)