I spent American Thanksgiving at one of my Chicago friend's house with a big mob of family and friends. The dress code was the usual Sweatpant Casual which is a good thing because we pretty much ate from 2pm - midnight. Unfortunately there weren't as many inappropriate incidents as last year (drug-induced naps, grinding and making out at the dining room table...) but there was one uncomfortable story about my friend's mom's new black boyfriend (she emphasized black several times...) who likes to sing karaoke to gay men. We quickly changed the topic.
I ended up playing xBox with my friend and her brothers all night until we literally passed out on the couches/chairs. The next day we watched Deadliest Catch (still wearing our sweatpants) for hours, then Mommy Dearest. If you haven't seen this movie then I highly recommend it. I've never seen a freakout that is as epic as Faye Dunaway (playing Joan Crawford) screaming at her kid for using metal hangers. She's all kinds of crazy and has several meltdowns which begin around the 4 minute mark. Yikes, as if her eyebrows weren't scary enough.
And then I went home. The end.
Showing posts with label traitorous eyebrows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label traitorous eyebrows. Show all posts
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Misc
Eyebrow Woes
No one will be surprised by this - my eyebrows turned against me. I think I had some sort of reaction to either the wax or the lotion the chick put on...but right now my eyes are all puffy and the areas where the wax was are HOT PINK. I shall remain a recluse until the swelling subsides :(
God's Coffee House
A friend of mine told me about Jehovah Java which is exactly what it sounds like. Unfortunately, the website is shit and doesn't show the logo: they ripped off the broad in the Starbucks logo but instead of a chick it's the face of Jesus with flowing hair...Don't miss the link to the life coach!
American Sushi
I went out for sushi tonight and couldn't get over the size of the portions. Sushi here is all about mammoth sizes: the pieces barely fit in your mouth, they're filled with tempura bits and misc sauces, then are covered in more sauces, THEN covered with MORE tempura bits. I even had dessert sushi which was covered in a thick white sauce and sprinkles of sweet, unidentifiable things. Sushi has practically become fast food. Although you can just get sashimi without all these crazy sauces, it's hard to find on a menu.
No one will be surprised by this - my eyebrows turned against me. I think I had some sort of reaction to either the wax or the lotion the chick put on...but right now my eyes are all puffy and the areas where the wax was are HOT PINK. I shall remain a recluse until the swelling subsides :(
God's Coffee House
A friend of mine told me about Jehovah Java which is exactly what it sounds like. Unfortunately, the website is shit and doesn't show the logo: they ripped off the broad in the Starbucks logo but instead of a chick it's the face of Jesus with flowing hair...Don't miss the link to the life coach!
American Sushi
I went out for sushi tonight and couldn't get over the size of the portions. Sushi here is all about mammoth sizes: the pieces barely fit in your mouth, they're filled with tempura bits and misc sauces, then are covered in more sauces, THEN covered with MORE tempura bits. I even had dessert sushi which was covered in a thick white sauce and sprinkles of sweet, unidentifiable things. Sushi has practically become fast food. Although you can just get sashimi without all these crazy sauces, it's hard to find on a menu.
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