Dinner Party

Tonight at a dinner party I had the pleasure of meeting a dog named John Crighton. He had a congenital problem with his testicles and was only born with one of them. After he was neutered, his owner decided that he needed to replace that lone testicle with...a neuticle.

For those of you that don't know, neuticles are "testicular implants for dogs" which help "retain his natural look and self-esteem." Upon inspection, I must say the neuticle looked remarkably real and John Crighton appeared to be extremely happy and well adjusted. So that's how I spent my Saturday night...drinking and looking at dog balls. Sorry, ball.