Bazentine's Day

Courtesy of my friend:

Q: What did the French chef give to his wife for Bazentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.

Yuk yuk yuk.

So today I went grocery shopping and passed the Hallmark card isle. Huddled together were about 6-7 dudes frantically picking out last minute Bazentine's Day cards for their wives/gfs. I hope I never date anyone who would a) buy me a card or b) buy one at the last minute from a grocery store.

*poof*