Pride 2009!

To aid in my procrastination, some friends and I went to the fabulous Gay Pride Parade which marches by my apartment. Highlights: getting a street-side table by a bar with free drinks, getting spanked with a novelty spanking board, and reframing my transluscent vampire-white skin as "pretty pale."

There were many churches represented.



For whatever reason, there were significantly less flashing this year...


...but the sauciness remained.



Men in cat suits. Natch.



Who doesn't want a female condom?



Lincoln supports the gays.



Amen, sister.



That's one big ass Amurikan flag. Note the dude wearing heels with his flag speedo.


Dykes on bikes.


Woo!