Monday, June 29, 2009

Pride 2009!

To aid in my procrastination, some friends and I went to the fabulous Gay Pride Parade which marches by my apartment. Highlights: getting a street-side table by a bar with free drinks, getting spanked with a novelty spanking board, and reframing my transluscent vampire-white skin as "pretty pale."

There were many churches represented.



For whatever reason, there were significantly less flashing this year...


...but the sauciness remained.



Men in cat suits. Natch.



Who doesn't want a female condom?



Lincoln supports the gays.



Amen, sister.



That's one big ass Amurikan flag. Note the dude wearing heels with his flag speedo.


Dykes on bikes.


Woo!

Friday, June 26, 2009

I'm a Girl You Know

Today in class we had to do a role play. Since we're all chicks in the class, some chicks had to be dudes in a family therapy exercise. I was assigned the role of Sister and some other chick was Brother.

Although our roles were assigned, the facilitator of the exercise kept refering to me as the brother and directing all brother-related questions toward me. After reminding her no less than three times that I was the Sister, she finally said, "Well, I guess I keep thinking you're a man because you're so tall."

Self-esteem? Soar-ing!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

*poof*

*poof*

Friday, June 19, 2009

Weather in Chicago

Between the hours of 9am-3pm:

Clear skies, warm.
Overcast, very cold.
Thunderstorm, cold.
Hail storm, cold.
Clear skies, very hot.

Monday, June 15, 2009

*poof*

*poof*

Friday, June 12, 2009

*poof*

*poof*

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

*poof*

*poof*